We want to celebrate the 20th annual Earth Day with a special promotion! This will be a real one, not like the bogus Mini one.
Big bold print:
Free shipping with every copy of Mini-Compressor purchased. Forever. No questions asked, no codes.
How? That’s easy! Run, don’t walk, to the Buy Now button on our website.
How does this help the environment? We save on packaging and gas to get that big cardboard box to your door… aaaaannnddd…. everyone else is greenwashing these days. We thought we’d jump on the bandwagon. It couldn’t hurt, right?
And I’ll bet it caught your attention.
Here are other ways we’ll celebrate (for reals):
* Recycle (even every one of those pesky business card design rejects.
* Plant a behemoth garden once the snow melts.
* Use computers to keep ourselves warm (hey, it’s a win-win, especially for the computer game lovers in the basement!)
Let’s make everyday Earth Day!